Heartland Havoc Live Blog: Bout 8 - Carolina Rollergirls vs. Providence Roller Derby

Note: The following is an exact transcript of the live blog posted for this bout during the 2007 WFTDA Eastern Region Tournament, aka Heartland Havoc. Click on "Read More" for the full post.

8:01 pm

What an insane day of derby this is turning out to be. Seeds 1, 2, and 4 all knocked out before the final rounds. Can Providence pull off another upset against 3rd seed Carolina?
8:03 pm

These two teams played just six weeks ago and Carolina came out on top by 36 points. The Riveters are surely plotting revenge.
8:23 pm

Providence will be skating with the same lineup as last night. Here are the contenders for the final bout of the day:

Carolina Rollergirls
10 Militia
11 Bettie Rumble
110 Kitty Crowbar
13 Eva Lye
131 DVS
138 Ms Fit
1492 Princess America
256 Maddat U
27 Marcy Killer
37 Violett Femme
5 Lucy Lastkiss
56 Shirley Temper
66 Daisy Rage
73 Zella Lugosi

Providence Roller Derby
*** Bunnicula
10 Cleo Patronize
1000 corpses Baby Fighterfly
12 Wicked Stella
187 The Godmother
47 Da Silva Bullet
6 Dolly Rocket
669 Maim West
8 Ball Sass E. McNasty
GW:99 Anna Wrecks 'Ya
Hi-5 Craisy Dukes
V Julietta Vendetta
8:35 pm

Introductions are underway. We'll have bouting action in just a few minutes.
8:38 pm

Lineup correction: Bunnicula will not be skating for Providence tonight. She's wearing shoes and a knee wrap for this one.
8:38 pm

There's the whistle
8:39 pm

The pack is paced and calculating in a scoreless first jam.
8:41 pm

Another scoreless jam as DaSilva Bullet calls another one early to keep the Carolina jammer from reaching the pack
8:42 pm

Extremely tight. The two jammers together all the way through. Carolina squeaks out one and calls it
8:45 pm

More tight, smart jams. RI gets a Lead this time, but has to call it.
8:46 pm

For the fourth time, the Lead jammer falls behind and has to call it, keeping the score low
8:47 pm

Providence finally gets on the board after 9 minutes.
8:50 pm

Zella Lugosi finally gets a chance and adds 4 to Carolina's score
8:52 pm

Carolina jamming very smart, calling jams at exactly the right moment. Providence still stuck with just one point.
8:55 pm

Betty Rumble of Carolina puts on a great 9 point jam. The Providence bench is looking frustrated.
8:56 pm

Carolina starting to look dominant now. Zella Lugosi adds another 4
8:59 pm

Princess America of Carolina hits the ground no less than four times in a tough jam. Providence eeks out 3 and calls a timeout. This game has a 20 point gap, but it still feels close on the track.
9:02 pm

Both squads earn 4, then Carolina pulls another 3 in the last jam of the period. The girls skate off to contemplate the 23 point difference.
9:11 pm

The back turn bleachers have turned into a full blown disco as all of the victors of the day decide that they can't wait for the after-party
9:16 pm

Is there still a bout going on?
9:17 pm

The announcers try to get control of the party so Carolina and Providence can continue the bout.
9:19 pm

Ok, they're back out. Providence earns Lead but it's Carolina adding 2
9:22 pm

Carolina runs up a great jam, but Providence answers immediately with Dolly Rocket
9:24 pm

Providence calls timeout as Carolina continues to look dominant. Our smallest state needs to pull it together right now.
9:27 pm

Zella Lugosi again with another 9 point jam. Providence gets 3
9:30 pm

Carolina is really running it up now, and they look great. They really play smart. Derby is a game of differences and if they can take one or two and call it, they do.
9:31 pm

Da Silva Bullet of Providence answers with a perfect 4.
9:33 pm

Princess America (carolina) takes Lead position with only two blockers to help her, but she calls the jam before reaching the pack because Providence's jammer was right behind her.
9:34 pm

Rhode Island steps up with a much needed grand slam from Da Silva Bullet
9:36 pm

But Providence loses their jammer to penalties. Another blow. Carolina takes advantage and scores 7
9:37 pm

9:40 pm

The period ends on a scoreless jam. Nearly sixty points between these teams and Providence goes to the locker room to look for a miracle.
9:42 pm

9:48 pm

Of course, the DJ works her magic again and the Batelle Hall looks like a rave.
9:48 pm

The announcers beg the revellers to keep the beer away from the oval
9:54 pm

I just chatted with Denise Lightning, formerly of AZRD, just moved to Raleigh, who's stoked to join this excellent Carolina league.
9:55 pm

And once again, the refs struggle to gain control
9:55 pm

One of the refs is actually blowing whistles in rhythm with the music...
9:56 pm

Ok, the girls take the track. Providence without a jammer to start the third period.
9:56 pm

10:02 pm

10:02 pm

Providence looking better now, but it's just too late
10:06 pm

The Carolina jammer sits in the box and Dolly Rocket of Providence takes advantage with a 13 point jam
10:08 pm

Carolina jammer Princess America with another great performance. She starts the jam in the penalty box, but comes out to take Lead jammer and score 4 points
10:12 pm

Rhode Island loses their jammer and pivot to the penalties. The Carolina jammer gets called out as well and the jam stops. WFTDA does not jam without jammers.
10:14 pm

Both teams add a few as we wind down into what will probably be the last jam
10:17 pm

And that's the end! The crowd is on their feet to celebrate a fantastic day of derby as Carolina defeats Providence 98-55
10:18 pm

Carolina is the only top ranked team in the eastern division to hold on to their ticket to Austin
10:21 pm

Total derby out-freakage once again.